It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
I thought this was so nice
GIRLS BEING NICE TO OTHER GIRLS
I’ve seen more drugs behind the brick walls of my private college than I have ever even heard of back home in my hood.
it’s so weird that learning about racism is totally a completely optional side quest for white people
the biggest fuck you to every beyonce hate article written by a white feminist
Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?
everytime i try to get to know a dude better i always want to be like “whats your dick like boy what are you into” and thats all i can think to say thanks azealia my cunt not gettin eatin
Lmao wtf? Cmon iggy
things to bring with you to college:
This is the self-proclaimed liberal newspaper of record. Would make Fox News blush.
y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill