February 2012
helloitshana:
i just clicked internet explorer
i have summoned the devil
My parents use ie
GUH BONITA I THINK YOUR 19 YEAR OLD COUSIN THAT...
fipoie:
IDK WHAT TO DO
What???? Omg details tell me everything!!!!!!!
reblog if your url is what describes you
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Best picture goes to Instagram
littleredhead:
If I ever attend The Oscars the camera is gonna zoom in on me liveblogging via my phone.
taymomsen:
The Pretty Reckless - Hit Me Like A...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Watchplasticprince:
Nicole337 getting a makeover on Hollysworld
Watchnot ok with this at all
freenosejobs:
What if pornstars have to start touring to make up for the money they lose to illegal downloads.
James Deen and the Lemon Stealing Whores at a Staples Center near you!
2 tags
pradaempress:
Walking through the cosmetics section in department stores and recognizing the models like they’re your friends
constance omg you look totally amazing
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
