January 2012
Parents: "Will you ever stop using that computer?"
iamthatis:
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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Watchhowtobeafuckinglady:
adeenyc:
fvgazi:
thelasturinebender:
crapcom:
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kingjaffejoffer:
geekscoutcookies:
getglossd:
GREATEST episode of Beyond Scared Straight!! Orange flavored muthafucka!
My soul departed my body and did the Bro Franklin in the upper room as SOON as that Kool Aid came out.
LMAO
this was by far one of the best ones lmfao
the amount of tears...
When your teachers extends a due date
I have a super power
lampsarepeople2:
it’s called repel hot people
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
nyruh:
kevin-liang:
nyruh:
Kim Kardashian is making bank, gathering praise, and is famous for her sex tape being “leaked”. I guess all of us who are pursuing and education on a respectable path are doing it wrong..
Nah, who’s going to be the lawyer to defend her in her future scandal(s), sex tapeS, and divorceS? Society’s perception of beauty only lasts so long, intelligence lasts a...
imexaguirre:
And yes Hana any date will be great if you are there.
Hana’s all the way in Chino, but you know who IS here………..
Watchhausofkmart:
lampsarepeople2:
super-eklectic1:
Ryan Gosling
WHAT
yes
ok fine he’s yours
Guys I'm so sorry. But you will not regret... →